"Do you rather drink or drive?" This should never be a question because beer is now cheaper than gas! ENJOY!

Thirsty Thursday

*Not responsible for any injuries or accidents*

This is what my crazy friends decided to do the other night... Make a table out of empty tobacco tin cans. What a brilliant idea right?

10 simple ways to make Super Bowl Sunday even better !

The Rules:

1. Take one drink: Every time they say “Super Bowl Forty-Seven” (take 2 drinks if they sound out the roman numerals X-L-V-I-I).

2. Take one drink: Every time there’s a commercial for Pepsi, Bud Light or Go Daddy

3. Take two drinks: For every field goal scored

4. Take two drinks: Every time they talk about the head coaches being brothers.

5. Take two drinks: Every time they mention "it’s Ray Lewis’ last game"

6. Take three drinks: Every time there’s an interception or a fumble

7. Take three drinks: Every time Kaepernick kisses his biceps.

8. Take a shot: If Jay-Z makes a debut either on-stage or on-camera

9. Take a shot: If the defense scores.

10.Take a shot: If the team you’re rooting against scores a touch down

Basically, everyone gets drunk and has fun doing it at the same time!! 

*Not responsible for injuries and accidents* 

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